I stopped in the middle of the highway this morning... the driver behind got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf! He looked up at me and said "I am not happy!" So I said, "Well, which one are you then?" That's how the fight started...
Ah Beng : I am a proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Having lost his donkey, John got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" John replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
Flash news: A two- seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Singapore. Local Singaporeans have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more...
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”
His father replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.”
