Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.
Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?"
Watson yawns and tries to play the game. "Well, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny."
"No, my friend. It's much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent."
Jack : 'Look Sam, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill water in it ?'
Sam : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the water stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
George's wish: "When i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming unlike all the passengers in the bus he was driving..."
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
In a huff, a woman carrying her baby slammed her fare into the fare box and took a seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
